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Sunday, May 18, 2014

Interesting Body Mods or “Oops, I Fucked Up My Face!”? Mike Reports, You Decide.

Let’s start easy…

chin gauge

Getting’ a little more extreme…


Movin’ on to “My parents didn’t love me.”

big ears

And wrapping up with “May have issues”


He does look pretty happy though.

If you want to see a really fucked up body mod click HERE. WARNING: Not Safe For Work, Not Safe For Lunch, Not Safe For Children or anything or anyone else.

Monday, August 5, 2013

“Lab Grown Meat”, New Wonder Food Or Gay Porn Title?

130805120835_Cultured-Beef-Burgershirtless man

It’s food (sorry to disappoint some of you). Researcher Mark Post has said he spent $325,000 developing the “meat” using engineered muscle stem cells grown in a broth made from a calf blood product. Mmmmm, calf blood product. Opinions from a recent taste test indicate that the appearance and texture are right but the flavor is a bit off (most likely due to a lack of fat). Also, it’s neither vegan nor kosher. On the bright side at least someone is working on a competitor for KFC’s mutant genetically engineered chicken.


What a KFC mutant chicken might look like

Monday, July 8, 2013

I’m Rethinking The Chocolate Fountain…

Golden Corral has been having a run of bad luck lately with waitresses posting pictures of a filthy kitchen… (click for more pics)
not mention the Norovirus outbreak linked to a Wyoming GC that sickened around 200 people.
But wait, there’s more…
A health department inspection triggered by a customer who couldn’t find a clean plate,
A $60,000 fine for ejecting a little girl with a non-contagious skin condition and on and on…
How’s that chocolate fountain looking now?
Here’s GC’s response to the dumpster video:
GC response
There’s seems to some dispute over the truth of this statement. Check the Golden Corral subreddit for the latest.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Goodenough Not Good Enough To Get Away With Stabbing Landlord 55 Times

Never, ever tell this man you love him. Trust me on this,
Meet Alexander Goodenough of Milwaukee. Goodenough is on trial for stabbing Kenneth C. Johnson 55 times. During the course of an argument over prostitution and “deviant” sexual acts Goodenough told officials Johnson said “I love you” to Goodenough, and that’s when Goodenough stabbed Johnson in the back of the neck. Goodenough’s lawyer contends that her client accidentally stabbed Johnson in the throat and that he just happened to be wearing rubber gloves at the time. As for the other 54 stab wounds, well, that was self-defense. Goodenough was so shocked by what had happened he ditched the knife and gloves, stole $150 from Johnson’s room and went to a motel to do heroin with his girlfriend and her mother. Because that’s what you do when you’re in shock from “accidentally” stabbing your friend fifty-five times.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Friday, October 12, 2012

Bus Driver Delivers Monster Uppercut To Unruly Female Passenger. FINISH HER! is fast becoming one of my favorite sites. Witness as a Cleveland bus driver brings the wood to an out of control female passenger who goes from bad ass thug to whiny snitch in 2 seconds flat. To paraphrase one Twitter commenter: “That uppercut knocked all of the contacts out of her phone”.

Sunday, September 23, 2012

I Am A Leopard, Your Laws Mean Nothing To Me. It’s Time For The Mugshot Roundup Again!

Arrested for failing to appear on speeding and driving with an invalid license c

“RAWR Baby, there should be Prince song about me.”

Come on down and enjoy this week’s bevy of mildly interesting misfits courtesy of The Smoking Gun. It’ll be a hoot!





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