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Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
If you were glued to the TV for Felix Baumgartner’s incredible dive from the edge of space like I was you have to watch this.
Friday, October 12, 2012
WorldStarHipHop.com is fast becoming one of my favorite sites. Witness as a Cleveland bus driver brings the wood to an out of control female passenger who goes from bad ass thug to whiny snitch in 2 seconds flat. To paraphrase one Twitter commenter: “That uppercut knocked all of the contacts out of her phone”.
Sunday, September 23, 2012
“RAWR Baby, there should be Prince song about me.”
Come on down and enjoy this week’s bevy of mildly interesting misfits courtesy of The Smoking Gun. It’ll be a hoot!
Saturday, September 22, 2012
Ohio woman Valerie Spruill was married for several years to man that she later found out was her father. Spruill, who lives in Doylestown, Ohio, says other members of her family knew the dark secret long before the news was revealed to her. Nice.
Apparently Spruill had been given up at 3 months of age to her grandparents by her then prostitute mother who Valerie thought was a family friend. Fortunately Valerie and her father had no children. Her uncle revealed the secret to her after her husband/father’s death and confirmed by a DNA test taken from the late husband/father’s hairbrush.
When asked to estimate how many people know about this, she laughs and says, “Half of Akron.” That’s a hell of a family you’ve got there Valerie.
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
The LG900G, $40 worth of Java App runnin’ EDGE data havin’ mediocrity
Do I love my phone? No. Am I OK with it? Yes. Let’s face it, how much can you really expect from a $40 no-contract phone? It makes and takes calls, browses the web, takes pics and video, has an FM tuner (handier than you might think),Bluetooth, plays MP3s etc., etc… What doesn’t it do? Look cool, have a ton of apps, take good pictures and videos, use a good mobile web browser or app store (although you can get get Java apps @ getjar.com for the 900G) and a million other things, but that’s OK.
It doesn’t have that sweet 5th row of icons that the new iPhone 5 has…
It doesn’t have that cool “tap to transfer” feature that the Samsung Galaxy S3 has (and no one uses)…
But it also doesn’t have glassy eyed Apple fanboys (see above) telling me Samsung copied Apple…
It doesn’t have the svelte looks or the cool PureView camera of the Nokia Lumia 920…
But it also doesn’t have Apple and Android fanboys constantly telling me that Micro$oft sux and that both Nokia and Windows Phone are doomed.
Let’s face it, my phone doesn’t have a lot of things but most of all it doesn’t come with an $80/mo. bill with a 2 year lock-in. For the cost of one superphone on contract I can have a dumbphone, an iPod Touch (or Galaxy Player if you prefer), an in-car GPS and an extra $1500 in my pocket at the end of 2 years. And that doesn’t even take into account the glassy eyed fanboys (see above) who pay a penalty to upgrade with every refresh of their favorite phone. I have big pockets, I can carry more than one device.
Me after not having a smartphone for 2 years
Thursday, September 13, 2012
I don’t have a mugshot so this will have to do.
20 year old Richard Cimino Jr. certainly had a busy day on Wednesday.
“Naked, screaming and bloody from jumping out a second-story window, a Doylestown man has been arrested in northern Pennsylvania after attacking a woman and “gnawing on her head,” according to state police… “
Yes, gnawing on fucking her head. Never one to settle for mere naked, bloody, screaming head gnawing Cimino also managed to take a shot from a taser and still punch a EMT in the face before being subdued. According to the Scranton Times-Tribune
“…Cimino was later charged with two counts each of aggravated assault, simple assault, indecent exposure and criminal mischief, plus three counts of burglary and one count each of criminal trespass and defiant trespassing.”
And who says Americans are lazy?
A dramatic re-enactment of the attack. Sort of.