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Sunday, October 3, 2010

Kick Your Ass Elmo

Bad: You feel “threatened” by a guy in an Elmo costume. Worse: You attack him and Elmo breaks two of your fingers in the process of kicking your ass. Click here for the story.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Simplification or Getting Rid of Stuff

De-Clutter Mind Map
So, the wife and I are on a decluttering kick. We’ve grown tired of all the stuff. Stuff, stuff everywhere, enough already! What do we need all this crap for? It just takes up space.
I told my wife Kathy about the A Thing A Day challenge on Unclutterer and she has taken it on with gusto. The basic premise of the challenge is to remove one thing a day from your house or apartment. Try it, it’s very liberating.

Don’t confuse uncluttering with minimalism, it’s not about getting rid of everything but getting rid of things you don’t need or rarely use to free up space by giving away, throwing away, selling or recycling. You might be surprised at how much uncluttering your home also unclutters your mind and gives you more time. Less stuff means less time spent cleaning, less time spent looking for things in a pile of stuff and less time spent moving stuff around (especially when you’re expecting company).

Of course the taking things out of your home is only half the battle, the other half being not bringing new stuff in (or at the very least removing one thing for every thing you bring in). This is hard to do in our hyper-consumptive society but the recent economic downturn has made it a lot easier for many of us to cut back on our unnecessary spending. The simplest way way to keep the clutter down is simply to buy less stuff.

Additional Links:
Zen Habits
Throw Out Fifty Things (book)
Declutter Your Home
Declutter 101 @ Organized

Monday, July 5, 2010

ABC After School Special - “Stoned” Starring Scott Baio (1980)

Oh man, I just might spend the rest of the day watching after school specials on YouTube…

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Funny because it’s true…




Click above to see full size at and check out some of the other stuff while you’re there.

Friday, June 11, 2010

What is This? Do you really want to know?

It's mold that Melissa Weigand Brown found in a Capri Sun pouch. Don't worry, Kraft Foods says it's cool.

Speed up your Windows boot time with Soluto


Soluto will analyze what programs are loading when you boot up and tell you which programs you can remove from your startup to shorten boot times. I shaved 30 seconds from mine. Click here to download. [via Lifehacker]

Incredible Pencil Drawings


Paul Lung makes incredibly lifelike drawings using only a .5mm pencil (no erasers). Click the eagle for a gallery of these awesome sketches.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Lightsabers are one step closer to reality. $200 gets you a portable laser that can blind you and start your skin on fire. Yes!



Wicked Lasers’ $200 Spyder III Pro Arctic is a 1 Watt handheld laser that can burn shit and quite possibly give you skin cancer. I know what’s going on my X-Mas list. [via Gizmodo]

Monday, June 7, 2010

iOS 4 Coming June 21st. Bonus: Free For iPod Touch Owners

So, Steve announced at WWDC that Apple has renamed the iPhone OS “iOS” ( a name owned by Cisco, yes the same Cisco that originally owned the name “iPhone”) and version 4 will be available to the public June 21st. For the first time ever the new OS upgrade will be free for iPod Touch owners (Yay!). Click here for the full story @ Engadget.

People surrounded by tech gadgets have trouble focu...ooh, a new Twitter app!

The New York Times reports today that people who surround themselves with tech gadgets have trouble focusing and switching tasks. Color me shocked, who would have thought that when you surround yourself with devices that allow you access to virtually unlimited amounts of information and entertainment 24/7/365 your ability to concentrate might be affected?

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Record police beating suspect on video, get arrested for illegal wiretapping. Wait, what?


Apparently in some states (Illinois, Massachusetts, and Maryland) you can be arrested under wiretapping laws for videotaping police officers on duty and in public. Click Officer Friendly for more info.

Commodore computers back from the dead, it’s like the ‘80s all over again.




VIC 20







ASUS Eee Keyboard:


I still have both of my ‘80s vintage Commodore computers (C-64, Amiga 500) in the basement and I’m semi-intrigued by the new Commodore units but not $900.00 intrigued. The Commodore Invictus appears to be a “homage” to ASUS Eee Keyboard which is an entire computer inside a keyboard. The blank spot on the far right is actually an LCD display. Click here to see the new Commodore line-up.

23 year old man sends picture of his junk to 17 year girl, girl’s Dad takes care of business with a shotgun, cable ties and a stun gun.


Click on Al to read the story. [via FARK]

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Australia Celebrates “International Whores Day”, Lindsay Lohan confused “My birthday isn’t until July”.


What an Australian whore might look like:


Click the pic to read the article.

Teenager gets sack tapped, loses testicle.


A Minnesota teen had to have one of his testicles removed after a falling victim to a “sack tapping”. I’m thinking somebody is unclear on the definition of the word “tap”. Not only has the poor bastard lost a nut but he’s going to have to move away after high school or face listening to one nut jokes for the rest of his life.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Them Duke boys are at it again.

Oh wait, this was a drunk woman trying to get out of the Dallas-Fort Worth airport in one hell of a hurry. Check this link for some sweet after shots of her burning Impala.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Joran Van Der Sloot Suspected in Second Murder, Nancy Grace’s Head Asplodes.

van-der-sloot-holloway  Joran Van Der Sloot the prime suspect in the 2005 disappearance of Natalee Holloway in Aruba is now wanted by Peruvian authorities in connection with the death of a young woman whose bloody corpse was found in his Lima hotel room. When I heard this I had to put CNN’s house harpy on to see if her head would explode live on air.


No such luck.I don’t know why Nancy Grace hates Van Der Sloot so much, he’s the best thing that’s ever happened to her career. Frankly I don’t think she wants this guy locked up, as long as he’s free she can keep flogging the corpse of Natalee Holloway for ratings like she’s been doing for the last five years. Grace and Van Der Sloot have become some sort of sociopathic killer/ attention whoring TV  lawyer hybrid creature that really needs to nuked from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

iFart Banned from iPad App Store.


It’s as if millions of douchebags suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. [via TechCrunch]

Paris Hilton Attends NYC Fleet Week, Navy Stockpiles Valtrex.

Paris Hilton and US servicemen attend the USO Swinging Salute to
Paris Hilton, the Grande Dame of Hollywood celebutards, kicked off New York City’s annual Fleet Week celebration by giving a solemn vow to “Personally service all of the brave men, and women, who serve our country.” Sailors and Marines lined up for days to receive their personal “Thank You” from Ms. Hilton before returning to sea for an additional six months of rum, sodomy and the lash.

Monday, May 31, 2010

BP Versus Jaws

via [WTC]

Sex and the City 2 Co-star to wed corpse of Chris Penn.

 People magazine is reporting that SATC 2 co-star Cynthia Nixon is engaged to wed to the embalmed corpse of actor Christopher Penn who died in 2006 in a “Weekend at Bernie’s” themed ceremony.
Update: My intern has just informed me that Nixon’s fiancé is not the embalmed corpse of Chris Penn but a live woman named Christine Marinoni. My bad.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Kendra Wilkinson sex tape revealed, 1% of world yawns, other 99% say “Who?”

kendra I guess that after you’ve been dumped by an octogenarian and realize your husband’s NFL career is on the downside all that’s left is for those tapes you made with an old boyfriend to “mysteriously appear”. She might as well cash in now so she can get some larger implants and keep her career going for another year or two.

Walk on highway, get hit by car, profit?

So, who takes directions from Google without questioning if it’s a good idea to walk on a state highway? Apparently Lauren Rosenberg, she’s suing Google for $100,000 because Google maps “told” her walk on the highway and she got hit by a car. I’m guessing that if someone had told her to “go play in traffic” when she was kid she wouldn’t be here today. File this story under “Darwin”.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Vector Racer

Vector Racer looks like a simple “pen and paper” game but don’t let it’s simple appearance fool you. The object is to get around the track first by drawing only straight lines, give it try, it’s not as easy as it sounds.

Heavy Metal + Swedish Women’s Curling Team

Swedish power metal band Hammerfall made a promo video with, and for, the Swedish Women’s Curling Team – Metal: Is there anything it can’t make better? [via MetaFilter]

Monday, February 22, 2010

Old Man From Bus Fight Vid Tased @ A’s Game

Did you watch the bus fight video below? Well, it looks like Tom Bruso (known as “Epic Beard Man” around the internets) don’t take sh*t from nobody and he takes a tasing @ 1:16 into the video just to prove how hardcore he is. I hope that when I’m 67 I’m in good enough shape to go around getting tased at ball games and beating the crap out of guys half my age on the bus.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Don’t Mess With Old Men On The Bus…

Dude gets owned by a 67 year old man. [Found @ WTC] (site Not Safe For Work)

Cup holder, schmupholder – you need a full tray for your morning commute

 Cup holder, schmupholder – you need a full tray for your morning commute

 This my friends has potential...[via CrunchGear]

I Want To Buy This Headline Writer a Beer


Does anyone else think s/he did this on purpose or have all the years of hanging out @ FARK just warped my brain?

Favorite Site Down?


Is your favorite site down or is it just you? Go to to find out. downrightnow covers the major blogging, webmail and social networking sites.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Now You Know The Rest Of The Story…


I always wondered how he ended up in the garbage can.                 [ Click Here to Embiggen]

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Mike McKrueger


This is what happens when you wear a horizontally striped striped sweater to work, people get all Photoshoppy on your ass. Nice job Chrystle. If there really were a Freddy Krueger I’m guessing he wouldn’t approve of the hot pink plastic knives.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Shrimp on a treadmill = WTF?


Okay, I’ve spent years on the internet and seen many things, some funny, some interesting and some deeply disturbing and I thought I’d pretty much seen it all. Until “Shrimp on a treadmill” that is. A shrimp on a treadmill? Seriously? Where do you even find someone to build a shrimp sized treadmill? The only thing I’m sure of is that there had to be taxpayer dollars at work here. Click the pic to watch the video.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Redmond On A Roll

Microsoft has announced it’s new Windows Phone 7 Series and it looks like a brand new OS instead of yet another band-aid slapped on the elderly WinMo code base. The phones won’t be available in the wild for a while yet but this is the biggest indicator yet of the size of the fire Apple lit under Steve Ballmer’s ample buttocks with the iPhone.


More to come..

Sunday, February 14, 2010

My New Barbie Joke

In honor of Mattel’s Computer Engineer Barbie I have penned the following (with a little help from an old “Divorced Barbie” joke):

A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, "How much is a Barbie?"

"Well," she says, "we have Linux Barbie for $7.95, Windows Barbie for $19.95 and Mac Barbie for $29.95.

"What's the difference between them?"

"Yeah, well, it's like this. Linux Barbie is kinda homely and hard to play with out of the box, Windows Barbie is decent looking and does everything you could want and Mac Barbie doesn't do as much as the other two but she's fabulously dressed and really pretty."



Disclaimer: I am NOT a professional joke writer.

Soft Shell Jacket from SeV -Want!


19 purposeful pockets for travel including the TravelSmartSystem™

19, yes, 19 pockets. Sure It’s $175 but I’m worth it right? RIGHT?

Click the pic for product page. Facebook (click here)

The Ridiculous Business Jargon Dictionary



Ever get confused by ridiculous business terms? Fear no more! Point your browser towards (clickity,click) and all your questions will be answered by The Ridiculous Business Jargon Dictionary. I’m almost ashamed to admit that this describes me to a tee…

Cubicle vultures [n.]
Those who gather office supplies from the desk of a fired co-woker.

What? Was that printer just going to walk itself from the ex-Director of Manufacturing’s desk to mine?

Viking Defense – My Favorite Time Waster


It’s Flash , it’s fun, it’s free and it’s @ I’ve never been big on tower defense games but I keep coming back to Viking Defense (even if it cheats sometimes). Click the pic to go to the miniclip Viking Defense page.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Teacher/Student Sex Scandal @ My Son’s High School – Oh My!


Who says nothing ever happens in Brown Deer? Click the pic for article.

flOw for PS3 – Free download until midnight tonight @ PSN


SCEA is offering flOw free until midnight EST tonight (2/13)

“flOw is a game about piloting an aquatic organism through a surreal biosphere where players consume other organisms, evolve, and dive into the abyss. With an embedded design of DDA (dynamic difficulty adjustment), players with differing skill levels can intuitively customize their game experience and enjoy the game at their own pace.” Click the pic to go to the official page.



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