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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

The Headlines They Write Themselves...

Cumming man, 31, arrested for hiding teen runaway

 Click the headline to read the story [AJC via Fark]

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Eyelid Tattoos, just because…

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eyelid-cash [via BMEzine]

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Funny because it’s true…

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Click above to see full size at theoatmeal.com and check out some of the other stuff while you’re there.

Friday, June 11, 2010

What is This? Do you really want to know?

It's mold that Melissa Weigand Brown found in a Capri Sun pouch. Don't worry, Kraft Foods says it's cool.

Speed up your Windows boot time with Soluto

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Soluto will analyze what programs are loading when you boot up and tell you which programs you can remove from your startup to shorten boot times. I shaved 30 seconds from mine. Click here to download. [via Lifehacker]

Incredible Pencil Drawings

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Paul Lung makes incredibly lifelike drawings using only a .5mm pencil (no erasers). Click the eagle for a gallery of these awesome sketches.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Lightsabers are one step closer to reality. $200 gets you a portable laser that can blind you and start your skin on fire. Yes!

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Wicked Lasers’ $200 Spyder III Pro Arctic is a 1 Watt handheld laser that can burn shit and quite possibly give you skin cancer. I know what’s going on my X-Mas list. [via Gizmodo]

Monday, June 7, 2010

iOS 4 Coming June 21st. Bonus: Free For iPod Touch Owners


So, Steve announced at WWDC that Apple has renamed the iPhone OS “iOS” ( a name owned by Cisco, yes the same Cisco that originally owned the name “iPhone”) and version 4 will be available to the public June 21st. For the first time ever the new OS upgrade will be free for iPod Touch owners (Yay!). Click here for the full story @ Engadget.

People surrounded by tech gadgets have trouble focu...ooh, a new Twitter app!



The New York Times reports today that people who surround themselves with tech gadgets have trouble focusing and switching tasks. Color me shocked, who would have thought that when you surround yourself with devices that allow you access to virtually unlimited amounts of information and entertainment 24/7/365 your ability to concentrate might be affected?

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Record police beating suspect on video, get arrested for illegal wiretapping. Wait, what?

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Apparently in some states (Illinois, Massachusetts, and Maryland) you can be arrested under wiretapping laws for videotaping police officers on duty and in public. Click Officer Friendly for more info.

Commodore computers back from the dead, it’s like the ‘80s all over again.

Then:

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VIC 20

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Now:

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Invictus

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ASUS Eee Keyboard:

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I still have both of my ‘80s vintage Commodore computers (C-64, Amiga 500) in the basement and I’m semi-intrigued by the new Commodore units but not $900.00 intrigued. The Commodore Invictus appears to be a “homage” to ASUS Eee Keyboard which is an entire computer inside a keyboard. The blank spot on the far right is actually an LCD display. Click here to see the new Commodore line-up.

23 year old man sends picture of his junk to 17 year girl, girl’s Dad takes care of business with a shotgun, cable ties and a stun gun.

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Click on Al to read the story. [via FARK]

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Australia Celebrates “International Whores Day”, Lindsay Lohan confused “My birthday isn’t until July”.

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What an Australian whore might look like:

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Click the pic to read the article.

Teenager gets sack tapped, loses testicle.

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A Minnesota teen had to have one of his testicles removed after a falling victim to a “sack tapping”. I’m thinking somebody is unclear on the definition of the word “tap”. Not only has the poor bastard lost a nut but he’s going to have to move away after high school or face listening to one nut jokes for the rest of his life.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Them Duke boys are at it again.

Oh wait, this was a drunk woman trying to get out of the Dallas-Fort Worth airport in one hell of a hurry. Check this link for some sweet after shots of her burning Impala.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Joran Van Der Sloot Suspected in Second Murder, Nancy Grace’s Head Asplodes.

van-der-sloot-holloway  Joran Van Der Sloot the prime suspect in the 2005 disappearance of Natalee Holloway in Aruba is now wanted by Peruvian authorities in connection with the death of a young woman whose bloody corpse was found in his Lima hotel room. When I heard this I had to put CNN’s house harpy on to see if her head would explode live on air.

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No such luck.I don’t know why Nancy Grace hates Van Der Sloot so much, he’s the best thing that’s ever happened to her career. Frankly I don’t think she wants this guy locked up, as long as he’s free she can keep flogging the corpse of Natalee Holloway for ratings like she’s been doing for the last five years. Grace and Van Der Sloot have become some sort of sociopathic killer/ attention whoring TV  lawyer hybrid creature that really needs to nuked from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

iFart Banned from iPad App Store.

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It’s as if millions of douchebags suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. [via TechCrunch]

Paris Hilton Attends NYC Fleet Week, Navy Stockpiles Valtrex.

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Paris Hilton, the Grande Dame of Hollywood celebutards, kicked off New York City’s annual Fleet Week celebration by giving a solemn vow to “Personally service all of the brave men, and women, who serve our country.” Sailors and Marines lined up for days to receive their personal “Thank You” from Ms. Hilton before returning to sea for an additional six months of rum, sodomy and the lash.
 

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