Thursday, December 22, 2011
|The acid resistant pen|
|CT Scan showing the pen in her stomach|
|"I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."|
|Somebody forgot "her" hair this morning...|
Sunday, December 4, 2011
Pushing, shoving, fighting, shooting, isn’t that what a Salvation Army “Coats for Kids” fundraiser is all about? I guess this is what happens when you invite international ultra mega-stars like Bow Wow and Diggy Simmons to your event.
|"I would have gotten a hat trick if it weren't for those meddling parents"|
Friday, December 2, 2011
This young lady seems to be seeing something she likes off camera. Click the pic and see if you find something you like in this week’s mugshot roundup from The Smoking Gun.
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Monday, November 28, 2011
|"Sit on Crunchy's lap and you'll get a special present."|
|"I'll let you click me anywhere you want for $5."|
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Friday, November 25, 2011
It’s that time of year again! Armed robberies in parking lots, People getting trampled and, new this year, people using pepper spray to keep other shoppers away from choice electronics “doorbusters”.Of course it’s also “Buy Nothing Day”, not that anyone in America even knows that. This is one American tradition I gave up on many years ago.
Friday, November 18, 2011
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Can you guess which is the “Real Doll” and which is the “REAL doll”?
Just when I thought it was safe to go back on the internet along comes Anatoly Moskvin and his ghoulish doll collection. It turns out that Moskvin, a prominent historian, was an avid doll collector. Of sorts. Police investigating a series of grave robberies entered Moskvin’s apartment in Nizhny Novgorod, Russia and found the mummified corpses of 29 women dressed as dolls along with several doll making manuals. This reads like the plot of a bad ‘80s horror movie. Damn, people are just fucked up.
“Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?”
Saturday, November 12, 2011
|Arrested for prostitution. Seriously.|
|"Oh no girlfriend, you are a hot mess!"|
Oh Wesley what have you done? Click on either one of these lovey “ladies” to see this week’s mugshot roundup from The Smoking Gun.
Sunday, November 6, 2011
That shit was worth money yo.
"Smash my action figures you will not or strangle your ass I will"
A 30-year-old British man was found guilty of murder for strangling his wife, whom he said had damaged his extensive collection of "Star Wars" toys.
Rickie La Touche, also known as Rickie Nehls, was sentenced to life in prison with the possibility of parole after 12 years, The Telegraph reports.
|"Bigger, Better,Cheaper"??? I'm sure he'll be the belle of the cellblock.|
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Thursday, October 27, 2011
|Occupy The North Slappey Taco Bell!|
|The devastating damage from the North Slappey firebombing.|
Saturday, October 22, 2011
|"Did I do that?"|
|"Oh no you di'int!"|
A nineteen year old prostitute in Milwaukee is accused of strangling a sixty-three year john with his suspenders for trying to kiss her. Precious Dupriest said she had gone to a hotel room with Billy W. Murray to smoke a $40 crack rock and “have some fun”. She freaked when Murray tried to kiss her because “that’s disgusting”. Apparently smoking crack and having sex with a complete stranger is cool but kissing, that’s over the line. Just for good measure Precious stole Murray’s pants and Cadillac on her way out. Stay classy Milwaukee!
|WHAR JUSTICE FOR ARMADILLO? WHAR!!!??!!|
Friday, October 21, 2011
Monday, October 17, 2011
Click on our sad little compadre with the bloody nose above for this week’s mugshot roundup from The Smoking Gun.
Sunday, October 16, 2011
The FAA is investigating a videotaped mid-air sexual encounter between skydiving instructor Alex Torres and Skydive Taft receptionist Hope Howell. Apparently the government is investigating whether or not the act “distracted” the pilot which is a violation of federal rules. That and the fact that no TSA agent was allowed to grope the receptionist before takeoff.
Friday, October 14, 2011
Two women at a Manhattan McDonald’s who went after a cashier that questioned their $50 bill got more than they bargained for when they slapped the cashier and jumped the counter. Turns out the Micky D’s worker, Rayon McIntosh, had just got out of prison for killing a high-school classmate in 2000. After the women jumped the counter he Beat. The. Fuck. out of them with an iron bar. Looks like self defense to me…
|The new McDonald's ad campaign ?|
UPDATE: CNN reports that a New York grand jury has declined to indict Rayon McIntosh on a charge of felony assault. The two women who jumped the counter and were beaten, Denise Darbeau and Rachael Edwards,each face pending charges of menacing, criminal trespassing and disorderly conduct.
|"You...should be ashamed of yourself for making me famous."|
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Two Pregnant Women Knife Two Other Women Visiting Their Man In The Hospital. Stay Classy Chester, PA
Two women aged 15 and 36 were visiting a man recovering from a gunshot wound at Crozer-Chester Medical Center in Pennsylvania were set upon by two pregnant women who arrived at the hospital to visit the same man. The not pregnant women we both injured with an edged weapon and were treated at the hospital (convinient no?). For some reason I am not at all surprised that the man in question was shot, it was probably done by a current baby mama/soon to be baby mama or future baby mama.
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
What are the odds of being hit by a huge antelope while mountain biking in South Africa? Pretty good apparently.
Monday, October 10, 2011
Sonoma California police are trying to hunt down a mystery woman who entered the home of a visually impaired 53 year old man who had recently had intestinal surgery and performed an enema on him. The man was apparently left “befuddled” by the incident. Befuddled but clean, very clean.
Sunday, October 9, 2011
A Wal*Mart Super Center in Baltimore County, Maryland was evacuated and 19 people taken to local hospitals (one with a potential serious eye injury) after some baby mama drama escalated and Theresa Monique Jefferson, 33, allegedly threw bleach and Pine-Sol on the other woman. In case you didn’t know mixing bleach and ammonia creates a toxic gas and the local HazMat team was called in. The store was evacuated, ventilated and cleaned and re-opened that same day. Well, at least that part of the floor was clean.
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Thieves stole a 50’ long by 20’ wide steel bridge in North Beaver Township, Pennsylvania about 50 miles north of Pittsburgh. The bridge was estimated to be worth about $100,000. Perhaps this was a ploy by North Beaver Township to get some federal stimulus money for a new bridge? [CNN via Fark]
Friday, October 7, 2011
18 Year Old Chick Robs Neighbor To Feed Porn Addiction. So Far, So Good…Aaah That’s An Unfortunate Mugshot.
|I dub thee "Randy Mandy"|
Thursday, October 6, 2011
|And we shall call her "Khloe"|
|A 33 foot long female sei whale was found dead in a field almost 1/2 mile from the ocean in East Yorkshire, England. Authorities believe the whale reached the field via an unusually high seasonal tide or a really big taxi. Click the pic for the full story from The Telegraph.|
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
California Woman Who Wasn’t Thinking Arby’s When She Killed, Cooked And Ate Husband Hungers For Freedom
|"Is this wrong? Should I not be eating my husband?"|
Monday, October 3, 2011
|Does this look like the face of a killer to you? Now the picture below on the other hand...|
|"The Devil is dancing tonight. Wait, let me rephrase that..."|
Saturday, October 1, 2011
Friday, September 30, 2011
Meet 23 year old Mariah Pyatskowit of Appleton Wisconsin. The student and mother of two, who once tried out for Playboy magazine, completely lost her shit in a local Menard’s home improvement store after she tried to cut into a checkout line on Black Friday and got called out on it. On Monday Mariah received 40 hours of community service for her little performance art piece.
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
|"I will haunt your dreams forever."|
Photo Credit: (T&G Staff/DAVID NILES)
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
|"This Little Piggy got fondled, this Little Piggy got sucked, this Little Piggy got amputated...wait, where are you going? Come back!"|
Michael Robert Wyatt, 50, was arrested on Monday after two women identified him from a photo line-up as "the man who approached them in local stores commenting on their feet and asking to suck their toes, said LaTresha Woodruff, spokeswoman for the Conway Police Department
Oh but it gets better, Wyatt has previously served time for foot related crimes…
In the 1990s, Wyatt pretended to be a podiatrist in order to fondle and suck a Conway woman's toes at a clothing store.He got probation for that and then…
In 1991, Wyatt was convicted of making threats for telling a convenience store clerk that he wanted to cut off her feet and suck her toes while she bled to death.He served a year in prison for that one and then…
In 1999, he was arrested again, police said, after asking a woman in a northwest Arkansas Walmart if she wanted him to amputate her feet and showing her pictures of women with no feet.
Monday, September 26, 2011
|If you see this dog DO NOT approach him contact your local authorities immediately.|
A memo was issued warning GSA workers not to use the toilets in the building until further notice. Congress is considering a ban on the Taco Bell XXLGrilled Stuft Burrito in the wake of this national tragedy.
Sunday, September 25, 2011
You’ve lost your job. You’ve lost your house. You’re down to your last $1,000. Can you make it through the month? Give It A Shot.
Jenny Nicholson is tired of hearing how the poor are poor because they make poor choices. Let’s see what kind of choices you make when it’s your turn to be flattened by the economy.
That’s the idea behind Spent, an online game Nicholson created to challenge popular misconceptions about poverty. Play it at www.playspent.org.
I made it with $462 left (but rent was due the next day).
What’s the opposite of “shrinkage”? Whatever it is that’s what happens when a bikini barista throws a cup of boiling water on you while you’re spanking the monkey in the “Java Girls” drive-thru.
Saturday, September 24, 2011
|"Eat Mor Chikin"|
Friday, September 23, 2011
I’m guessing her name isn’t Violet or Daisy. Click on this week’s flowery felon for the mugshot roundup from The Smoking Gun.
|"Go man, click it, it's cool."|
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Giant African Snails Invade Miami. Miami Public Schools Soon To Be Serving “Escargot Nuggets” For Lunch
The latest group of immigrants to call Miami home are Giant African land snails which can grow up to 8” long. Not only are the snails destroying local plant life but they also destroy stucco and plaster and poop all over the side of houses. Oh, and they can carry a parasite that causes meningitis in humans. This isn’t the first time these commie bastards have invaded Florida, they was an infestation in the late ‘60s when several pet snails were released into the wild and went on a reproducing spree.
|Gary is mildly aroused by this story|
Who in the fuck not named SpongeBob keeps giant snails as a pet?
|What a possible solution to Miami's snail problem might look like|
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
60 year old Robert Raecke commited suicide in Northumberland New York by leaping from an airplane at 8,000 feet and then unbuckling and discarding his parachute. His suicide note didn’t give a reason but his actions certainly had an impact…
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Crazy Criminal Quote Of The Week: "I loved her more than I loved my wife, I was having more sex with the dog than with my wife."
Meet Billy Joe Harris the accused “Twilight Rapist” currently on trial in Texas. Billy claims to have issues, among them are supposedly five distinct personalities. But that’s not the “interesting” part, not by a longshot. Billy apparently has a long, intimate history with animals. Some “highlights” from Billy’s testimony:
Harris said he was made to put on a dress and makeup at age 13 and take part in a threesome with his music teacher and a dog…
Harris claims he killed chickens while masturbating, had sex with a female Shetland pony and had two canine lovers - Fina, a doberman pincher and Lady, a rottweiler.
And our quote of the week: "I loved her [Fina the Doberman] more than I loved my wife," he said. "I was having more sex with the dog than with my wife."
Oh, and there’s space aliens…can you guess if he’s pleading insanity or not?
Monday, September 19, 2011
CNN Instructs You On How To Eat The Female Hairy Crab, Doesn’t Explain Why You Would Do Such A Thing.
|You thought this article was about something else didn't you?|
|Eat me...you know you want to.|
Sunday, September 18, 2011
|I have no idea what the fuck is going on in this picture.|
A South African court has issued an injunction barring the government from buying 11,000,000 condoms from Chinese company Siqamba Medical citing the fact that they are too small for use in South Africa. Do I really need to add anything to this? Didn't think so.
|I see what you did there...|
|Iowa trees bear strange fruit...|
A 20 year old Irishman apparently ordered the “Tony Montana” from a Brazilian café before attempting to board a flight that would eventually land him in Brussels. The man, identified only as “P.B.B.” had swallowed roughly 2 pounds of coke in 72 separate packages. Police took him to a local hospital where the drugs were removed and “P.B.B.” is now facing 15 years in prison.
|Now that's a good lunch mang...|