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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

It’s Mugshot Roundup Time Again!

Arrested for larceny, fraud, and exploitation of an elderly person.

The folks at The Smoking Gun have an odd notion of “weekly” but the latest mugshot roundup is live. Click the pic to see this week’s “winners”.

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Actual Quote: “Assume every moose Is a serial killer…”

Apparently møøse get a wee bit cranky arøund birthing seasøn and will kick yøur møtherf*cking ass. The Møre Yøu Knøw™…

Click the pic før the full støry.

Friday, May 27, 2011

geoDefense Free In App Store Today

Critical Thought Games is giving away their iOS tower defense game “geoDefense” free today in the Apple App Store. geoDefense has 142 ratings with an average rating of 4 stars (out of five).

American Facing 15 Years in Prison For Insulting King Of Thailand. No, It’s Not Alan…



Remind me to be nice if I post anything about King Bhumibol Adulyadej of Thailand. An American citizen is facing 15 years in prison for posting a link on his blog to a banned book about the king four years ago. File this one under WTF? AP story HERE.


There’s Lego And There’s LEGO!

I don’t know what this guy likes more LEGO or Star Wars but either way this is pretty cool. Click HERE for more pics.

Horse herpes outbreak forces rodeo queens to ride stick ponies


What could I possibly add to that headline? Click the pic for the full story.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Stolen Bernies Speak!


By now we’re all familiar with the saga of the Bernie Brewer gnomes well, the story has taken a new twist. It appears at least one of the purloined plastic mascots has both a cell phone and a Twitter account and has been communicating with the outside world. A few recent tweets:

“low on air... in trunk... can't breathe. Wait, we have no lungs, okay, FALSE ALARM”

“is this the rapture!? who knew Heaven was the trunk of a 97 Honda Civic?”

“SEAL TEAM 6, you are our only hope!”

Full feed HERE.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

O Bernie, Where Art Thou?

image                                                  The Milwaukee Brewers ran a “Where’s Bernie?” promotion that involved placing some 1,400 plastic Bernie Brewer lawn gnomes in public parks for fans to find. Can you guess what happened? Here’s a hint:
Yes, people were “sneaking” into parks and snagging all of the plastic gnomes before the promo officially started and putting them on eBay. A few of the bolder “collectors” were following Brewers’ employees around picking the gnomes up as soon as they were set down. A few of the hoarded gnomes were pulling bids of $200+ on eBay despite the fact that the Brewers were selling them at Miller Park for ~$50. One woman in particular claimed on her Twitter feed to have snagged dozens. Of course judging by this Facebook page she probably should have kept her mouth shut.
Stay classy Milwaukee!
Additional Coverage:
Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel

Monday, May 23, 2011

Oh, This Is Too Good…



Where to begin…a Florida computer repair company, run by a convicted sex offender, called “CP Distributor” (nice name BTW) ran an ad in a local coupon book that featured internet pedophile mascot “Pedobear”.


The best part is that the use of Pedobear was supposedly unintentional on the part of the advertising company. Some kind of karmic coincidence perhaps? Full story from The Smoking Gun HERE.

“Go The F**K To Sleep” A Bestselling Children’s Book – For Parents.

This book isn’t out yet but it hit number #1 on Amazon on the strength of pre-orders alone. Just goes to show what a pirated PDF can do for sales… A sample:
“The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.
Please go the fuck to sleep.”

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Eyelid Tattoos Strike Back


imageThese two have the right idea…





Seriously WTF?

One For The Hockey Fans Out There…


Herman Cain Enters 2012 Presidential Race, America Fails to Notice.


To resounding chants of “Who the hell are you?” Former Godfather’s Pizza CEO and current radio talk show host Herman Cain threw his hat into the ring for the 2012 GOP presidential nomination. Who is Herman Cain? He’s Alan Keyes with even less chance of winning. via [USA Today]

What Time Is The Rapture?


So, is the Rapture at 6:00 Central Time? Mountain? Greenwich Mean Time? I’m at GMT –6 so this should be starting soon. The windows are boarded up and the guns are loaded and I’m all set to do some serious looting. Update: I’m start to think this isn’t going to happen, that or everyone I know is a horrible sinner. Oh, wait…

Friday, May 20, 2011

I ♥ The TSG Mugshot Roundup


Every week the The Smoking Gun posts a roundup of memorable mugshots from around the country. This week’s isn’t the best ever but there’s always a few good ones. This week’s roundup HERE.

Archive of past roundups HERE.


Thursday, May 19, 2011

The Last Supper…with zombies!!!


This and 17 more renditions of the Last Supper in questionable taste @ BuzzFeed [via Fark]

Sensory Friendly Films


For those of you who have children with Autism or other developmental disabilities AMC Theatres screens a “Sensory Friendly Film” once a month. An SFF is a kids movie shown with the volume lowered, the lights left up a bit and the usual rules regarding being noisy and/or disruptive are not enforced. It’s a pretty cool, stress free to watch a movie on the big screen with a special needs child. Next up is Kung Fu Panda 2 on June 4th.



All movies are screened @ 10:00 am local time.

More info and schedule of upcoming movies HERE.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Bree Olson To Pose For Playboy. World Asks “What’s The Point?”


Former Charlie Sheen Goddess and “star” of 170+ adult films Rachel “Bree Olson” Oberlin is going to pose for Playboy. Will anyone actually buy this magazine? I mean what could a woman who counts the 2008 AVN Award - Best Anal Sex Scene among her many achievements possibly have left for Hef?

I’m Failing To See A Problem Here…


A Colorado television station is reporting that the Diamond Cabaret “gentleman’s club” texted a 13 year old boy with the offer of no cover charge and free draft beer to celebrate the death of Osama Bin Laden. No word on if the boy took them up on it or not. via [Fark]

Monday, May 16, 2011

Lenovo ThinkPad X1



Thin + light + RollCage + Gorilla Glass screen + awesome ThinkPad backlit (and spill resistant) keyboard = Want. Of course @ $1400 for the i5 and the top end i7 model running about $1800 (+ $150 for the extended battery “slice”) I’m thinking that unless my employer is going to buy one for me I’ll be going without.







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