The folks at The Smoking Gun have an odd notion of “weekly” but the latest mugshot roundup is live. Click the pic to see this week’s “winners”.
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Apparently møøse get a wee bit cranky arøund birthing seasøn and will kick yøur møtherf*cking ass. The Møre Yøu Knøw™…
Click the pic før the full støry.
Friday, May 27, 2011
Remind me to be nice if I post anything about King Bhumibol Adulyadej of Thailand. An American citizen is facing 15 years in prison for posting a link on his blog to a banned book about the king four years ago. File this one under WTF? AP story HERE.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
By now we’re all familiar with the saga of the Bernie Brewer gnomes well, the story has taken a new twist. It appears at least one of the purloined plastic mascots has both a cell phone and a Twitter account and has been communicating with the outside world. A few recent tweets:
“low on air... in trunk... can't breathe. Wait, we have no lungs, okay, FALSE ALARM”
“is this the rapture!? who knew Heaven was the trunk of a 97 Honda Civic?”
“SEAL TEAM 6, you are our only hope!”
Full feed HERE.
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
this Facebook page she probably should have kept her mouth shut.
Stay classy Milwaukee!
Monday, May 23, 2011
Where to begin…a Florida computer repair company, run by a convicted sex offender, called “CP Distributor” (nice name BTW) ran an ad in a local coupon book that featured internet pedophile mascot “Pedobear”.
The best part is that the use of Pedobear was supposedly unintentional on the part of the advertising company. Some kind of karmic coincidence perhaps? Full story from The Smoking Gun HERE.
“The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.
Please go the fuck to sleep.”
Saturday, May 21, 2011
To resounding chants of “Who the hell are you?” Former Godfather’s Pizza CEO and current radio talk show host Herman Cain threw his hat into the ring for the 2012 GOP presidential nomination. Who is Herman Cain? He’s Alan Keyes with even less chance of winning. via [USA Today]
So, is the Rapture at 6:00 Central Time? Mountain? Greenwich Mean Time? I’m at GMT –6 so this should be starting soon. The windows are boarded up and the guns are loaded and I’m all set to do some serious looting. Update: I’m start to think this isn’t going to happen, that or everyone I know is a horrible sinner. Oh, wait…
Friday, May 20, 2011
Thursday, May 19, 2011
For those of you who have children with Autism or other developmental disabilities AMC Theatres screens a “Sensory Friendly Film” once a month. An SFF is a kids movie shown with the volume lowered, the lights left up a bit and the usual rules regarding being noisy and/or disruptive are not enforced. It’s a pretty cool, stress free to watch a movie on the big screen with a special needs child. Next up is Kung Fu Panda 2 on June 4th.
All movies are screened @ 10:00 am local time.
More info and schedule of upcoming movies HERE.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Former Charlie Sheen Goddess and “star” of 170+ adult films Rachel “Bree Olson” Oberlin is going to pose for Playboy. Will anyone actually buy this magazine? I mean what could a woman who counts the 2008 AVN Award - Best Anal Sex Scene among her many achievements possibly have left for Hef?
A Colorado television station is reporting that the Diamond Cabaret “gentleman’s club” texted a 13 year old boy with the offer of no cover charge and free draft beer to celebrate the death of Osama Bin Laden. No word on if the boy took them up on it or not. via [Fark]
Monday, May 16, 2011
Thin + light + RollCage + Gorilla Glass screen + awesome ThinkPad backlit (and spill resistant) keyboard = Want. Of course @ $1400 for the i5 and the top end i7 model running about $1800 (+ $150 for the extended battery “slice”) I’m thinking that unless my employer is going to buy one for me I’ll be going without.