By now we’re all familiar with the saga of the Bernie Brewer gnomes well, the story has taken a new twist. It appears at least one of the purloined plastic mascots has both a cell phone and a Twitter account and has been communicating with the outside world. A few recent tweets:
“low on air... in trunk... can't breathe. Wait, we have no lungs, okay, FALSE ALARM”
“is this the rapture!? who knew Heaven was the trunk of a 97 Honda Civic?”
“SEAL TEAM 6, you are our only hope!”
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