|"I got a letter from The Guinness Book of World Records today. They wont certify a record for most unsuccessful suicide attempts. Oh bother."|
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"Piracy-related business has become the main profitable economic activity in our area and as locals we depend on their output," said Mohamed Adam, the town of Haradheere’s deputy security officer.At the rate the budget talks are progressing in Washington the Somali Pirate Exchange may be your best investment option in the short to intermediate term.
|What a pirate stock exchange might look like|
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
|The glowing dog's name is "Tegon" which apparently is Korean for "tasty"|
South Korean scientists said on Wednesday they have created a glowing dog using a cloning technique that could help find cures for human diseases such as Alzheimer's and Parkinson's, Yonhap news agency reported.Alzheimer’s research, sure. That’s what they want you to believe.
|What Chinese children might look like|
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
|Serious Husky is NOT amused.|
Monday, July 25, 2011
|What it might look like when good Amish go bad|
Sunday, July 24, 2011
|Equine "enthusiast" Nathan Johnson|
|The victim's identity has been hidden to protect her privacy|
Saturday, July 23, 2011
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Thursday, July 21, 2011
|This gets my vote for "Picture of the Year" Photo ©AP|
A snarling leopard mauled 11 people in an Indian village and terrorized wildlife officials trying to drive it away before it was tranquilized and died of injuries from the fierce showdown.Damn! That was one pissed off leopard! There are more photos at the AP link above.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Billionaire sheik Hamad Bin Hamdan Al Ahyan had his minions carve his name 2 miles wide and 3,000 feet high in the desert of Futaisi Island (which he owns) in Abu Dhabi. Why? Because he can. I wish I could afford an army of minions to this kind of stuff for me.
|Who is The Man?|
|Is The Man!|
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Monday, July 18, 2011
|The swan declined to comment for this story|
24-year-old Geffre Smart was arrested in Orlando Florida for grand theft and animal cruelty after police followed a trail of feathers from Lake Eola Park to his home where they recovered the stolen swan. No word on what Smart's intentions were in regards to the swan but, this having occurred in Florida, I would expect the worst. [WFTV via Fark]
|Just say "No" to Swancrime|
Sunday, July 17, 2011
|What a "Cash Cab" driver might look like|
Saturday, July 16, 2011
|A TSA agent preparing for "Happy, Happy Fun Time"|
Friday, July 15, 2011
So, Fark.com is running another of its photo captioning contests (you don’t actually win anything) and they pose an excellent question: “What is Obama tweeting?” Here are some of my guesses:
Where's my budget @Boehner? Does @Barry have to choke a bitch? #pimphand
@anncoulter you didn't *have* to drink all those jager bombs. #score
@joebiden Yes, it looks infected stop tweeting pictures. #whitefolkarecrazy
I'm Kenyan from the waist down #getsome
Going to coast 2 an easy win in '12. thnx @MicheleBachmann #Republicant
@MicheleBachmann is yur husband gay? Sounds like it to me LOL! #fabulous #larrycraig
Thursday, July 14, 2011
|What an evil ferret might look like|
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
|Sam Mazzola Photo Credit:Mark Duncan / AP file|
CLEVELAND — An exotic-animal owner who made headlines last summer when one of his bears mauled a woman to death has died after apparently choking on a sex toy, authorities said.[Here comes the fun part]
Sam Mazzola, 49, was found dead in his Columbia Station home on Sunday, face down on a water bed. He was bound to the bed with handcuffs, chains and padlocks, Lorain County Chief Deputy Coroner Dr. Frank Miller told the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Mazzola had a sex toy in his throat, which apparently obstructed his breathing, Miller said. He was also wearing a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut and a two-piece metal sphere covering his head, the coroner told The Morning Journal.Or as we call at my house “Saturday night”.
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Oh how I wish I was making this up. Could there possibly be a worse quintessentially frozen treat than a frozen, shirtless mini-Hoff? Thankfully these are not, yet, avaiable in the U.S..
Monday, July 11, 2011
In event of an NBA lockout KFC is offering to donate $250K to charity if former KFC employee Dwayne Wade will return and work a KFC drive-thru for a day. KFC was unable to make a similar offer to LeBron James citing possible legal liability due to James’ tendency to choke.
Texas Woman Gives Birth To 16lb 4oz Baby. In Related News, A New Parking Garage Has Just Opened In Longview,TX.
|1 Day old JaMichael Brown is already being heavily recruited by the Ohio State and Auburn football programs.|
At 9:05 Friday morning, Janet Johnson and Michael Brown welcomed their son at Longview's Good Shepherd Medical Center. JaMichael, who was quickly nicknamed "the Moose," is the largest child ever born in the hospital—and possibly the state.Damn, just…damn. That’s a big ass baby.
Sunday, July 10, 2011
|No actual need for a caption here...|
|I'd be all smiles too...|
Saturday, July 9, 2011
|Tarantino and Shah|
And thus began the weirdest ten minutes of my life - having my feet made out with by an Oscar winning filmmaker while he pleasured himself.QT’s team isn’t talking so we don’t have official confirmation but I’ve got a feelin’ this isn’t out of the realm of possibility for the man that brought us the pawn shop scene in Pulp Fiction.
|The "lucky" young lady on "Wheel of Fortune"|
Friday, July 8, 2011
|What a promiscuous Kiwi lass might look like.|
Dr. Albert Makary says Kiwi women are the most promiscuous in the world and should probably dial it back a bit he also says that “Kiwi society "normalised" drunkenness and promiscuity.”. Well, how else would Kiwis be able to reproduce? I hope nobody from New Zealand actually reads this…[via Fark]
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Rhonda Hollander, a 47 year old traffic court judge was arrested after allegedly taking pictures of a man standing at a West Regional Courthouse urinal and biting the finger of a cop who pointed at her and demanded she stop taking his picture. The crazy is strong with this one. Click the pic for the story from the NY Daily News. [via Fark]