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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Actual Headline: “Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy”

Mazzola
Sam Mazzola       Photo Credit:Mark Duncan  /  AP file

From MSNBC.com:
CLEVELAND — An exotic-animal owner who made headlines last summer when one of his bears mauled a woman to death has died after apparently choking on a sex toy, authorities said.
Sam Mazzola, 49, was found dead in his Columbia Station home on Sunday, face down on a water bed. He was bound to the bed with handcuffs, chains and padlocks, Lorain County Chief Deputy Coroner Dr. Frank Miller told the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
[Here comes the fun part]
Mazzola had a sex toy in his throat, which apparently obstructed his breathing, Miller said. He was also wearing a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut and a two-piece metal sphere covering his head, the coroner told The Morning Journal.
Or as we call at my house “Saturday night”.

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