|Jack White officially runs out of collaborators|
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Cops: Man had sex with inflatable pool raft. Man: Raft was asking for it floating around all sexy like.
|What a sexy pool raft might look like|
|What a man who has sex with pool rafts definitely looks like|
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
You Might Be A Redneck If…You Get Arrested For Streaking At A NASCAR Race And The Cops Find A Raccoon In Your Car…
|"Was that wrong y'all, should I notta done that?"|
|Could this be a cleverly disguised iPad 3 prototype?|
|What's Canadian for "ghetto"?|
|I see you've met "Little Mike"|
|What a motherfucking snake on a motherfucking plane might look like.|
Monday, August 29, 2011
|What the combination of paintballs and fake boobs might look like.|
|(AP Photo/Javier Galeano)|
Sunday, August 28, 2011
|"I felt so bad this morning I was sure I was going to die, then I remembered that I never get what I want."|
When I was in high school we didn’t get to put quotes in the yearbook but if we had I hope I would have come up with something as clever as this lesser known gem from MLK. Click the pic for more funny yearbook quotes.
Saturday, August 27, 2011
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|How can you not have sweet dreams snuggled under a quilt like this?|
Saturday, August 20, 2011
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Tuesday, August 16, 2011
|Seasteading Institute city design (Anthony Ling)|
PayPal founder Peter Thiel has donated $1.75 million to the Seasteading Institute to encourage the building of floating Libertarian nation states in International waters. These floating sovereign states would be “free from the laws, regulations, and moral codes of any existing place”. Hey Peter, the Dominican Republic called, they want their idea back…
|Looks a bit like Vanilla Ice here doesn't he?|
Monday, August 15, 2011
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Thursday, August 11, 2011
|Teen Wolf, Skeletor and Kelly Osbourne|
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Tommy Hilfiger's son Richard “Rich Hil” Hilfiger is the worst rapper ever. How bad is “Rich Hil”? So bad he makes Tom Hanks’ rapping son “Chet Haze” look like Eminem. Rich Hil considers himself to be the best rapper to rise from “mean” streets of Greenwich Connecticut (one of the richest communities in America, average home price $1.7 million) and when he’s not mowing down suburban MCs like his gardener mows down grass Rich Hil can be found getting tattoos and chillin’ at the multi-million dollar Manhattan apartment his daddy bought him. Finally, ICP has somebody to point their fingers and laugh at.
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
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Sunday, August 7, 2011
|Photo Credit: Morgan Walker/Buffalo News|
"When I went there I thought there was a functioning system that only needed some adjustment here and there.I’m not sure if he’s talking about Somalia or NYSDOT. Full story from The Buffalo News
"But honestly," he said, "everywhere was dysfunction. You're starting from scratch."
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Friday, August 5, 2011
|The power of Chad Satan compels you!|
|The Bovine community frowns upon your shenanigans|
UPDATE: Governor Walker has ordered the State Patrol to provide additional law enforcement coverage for the fair and minors will not be allowed onto the the grounds after 5:00 PM without being accompanied by an adult 21 or older. Also, seven police officer were injured, two of them needed be hospitalized.
UPDATE 2: Milwaukee Alderman Bob Donovan and Joe Dudzik have released a surprisingly frank statement that addresses the root causes of incidents like those that occurred last night.
Greetings visitors from The Conservatory!
Update 3: The story has gone international.
Thursday, August 4, 2011
|I think he broke my Creep-O-Meter|
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
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Monday, August 1, 2011
|Chancellor David Lee kicks off UNVA's Rush Week (Yes, this is an actual photo of the UNVA chancellor in action).|
A raid by immigration agents revealed that University of Northern Virginia chancellor, and chair of its board of trustees, David Lee and his girlfriend apparently have a well appointed dungeon in their basement and have been advertising for “attractive submissive” women who “wish to be part of our poly family. Ideally you will consider yourself a slave or a sub with slave tendencies.” I’m thinking UNVA takes fraternity/sorority hazing to whole different level. Click on the chancellor and his “student” above for the full article and more photos from The Smoking Gun. [Probably NSFW]