Man Attempts To Smuggle Snakes Aboard Airplane In His Pants. Samuel L. Jackson Not Amused.
I see you've met "Little Mike"
The TSA apprehended a man attempting to smuggle seven snakes and three tortoises to Brazil in his pants. I guess the billion dollars they spent on full body scanners is starting to pay off. He's lucky he got caught before he got those motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane.
What a motherfucking snake on a motherfucking plane might look like.