The latest group of immigrants to call Miami home are Giant African land snails which can grow up to 8” long. Not only are the snails destroying local plant life but they also destroy stucco and plaster and poop all over the side of houses. Oh, and they can carry a parasite that causes meningitis in humans. This isn’t the first time these commie bastards have invaded Florida, they was an infestation in the late ‘60s when several pet snails were released into the wild and went on a reproducing spree.
|Gary is mildly aroused by this story|
Who in the fuck not named SpongeBob keeps giant snails as a pet?
|What a possible solution to Miami's snail problem might look like|