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Monday, September 12, 2011

Joran van der Sloot Due In Court Today, Nancy Grace’s Nostril Sense Starts Tingling

Joran van der Slut
They see me killin', they hatin'..."
When he’s not running a snack bar out of his cell in Peru’s Castro Castro Prison or knocking up his new Peruvian girlfriend Joran van der Sloot is facing trial for the murder of 21-year-old Stephany Flores. Flores’ family is looking for a 30 year sentence while van der Sloot’s attorneys are seeking a 6-20 year manslaughter bit. No matter which way it goes I’m sure Nancy “The Flaring Nostrils of Justice” Grace will be outraged. Hey…I’ve got an idea, maybe Joran and Casey Anthony could get married! She’s rumored to be heading South of the border.  The Over/Under for Joran strangling Casey is 18 months, I’ll take the under.
Evil Incarnate
"Mark my words, I will eat Joran van der Sloot's children!"

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