Man Poops On Dead Hedgehog In Street. Sonic Reportedly Furious.
The notorious hedgehog pooper-on-er
34 year old Victor Knox told his arresting officer “When you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go,” after a police officer in Spalding noticed Knox squatting with his pants around his knees. The officer went to the area where Knox had been squatting and saw “fresh human feces on top of a dead hedgehog”. OK, I can see having to take a emergency dump but…in the street, in broad daylight on top of a dead hedgehog?!!! Upon further reflection, it would make an awesome story to tell the grandkids. “Did I ever tell you youngsters about the time I got arrested for shitting on a dead hedgehog?”
Sonic has vowed revenge for the indignity suffered by his fallen brother.