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Sunday, September 25, 2011

ProTip: Don’t Expose Yourself To The Bikini Barista, She Has Access To Boiling Water

What’s the opposite of “shrinkage”? Whatever it is that’s what happens when a bikini barista throws a cup of boiling water on you while you’re spanking the monkey in the “Java Girls” drive-thru.

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