|"The only good thing about Halloween is that I can wear women's clothes and nobody questions it."|
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Thursday, October 27, 2011
|Occupy The North Slappey Taco Bell!|
|The devastating damage from the North Slappey firebombing.|
Saturday, October 22, 2011
|"Did I do that?"|
|"Oh no you di'int!"|
A nineteen year old prostitute in Milwaukee is accused of strangling a sixty-three year john with his suspenders for trying to kiss her. Precious Dupriest said she had gone to a hotel room with Billy W. Murray to smoke a $40 crack rock and “have some fun”. She freaked when Murray tried to kiss her because “that’s disgusting”. Apparently smoking crack and having sex with a complete stranger is cool but kissing, that’s over the line. Just for good measure Precious stole Murray’s pants and Cadillac on her way out. Stay classy Milwaukee!
|WHAR JUSTICE FOR ARMADILLO? WHAR!!!??!!|
Friday, October 21, 2011
Monday, October 17, 2011
Click on our sad little compadre with the bloody nose above for this week’s mugshot roundup from The Smoking Gun.
Sunday, October 16, 2011
The FAA is investigating a videotaped mid-air sexual encounter between skydiving instructor Alex Torres and Skydive Taft receptionist Hope Howell. Apparently the government is investigating whether or not the act “distracted” the pilot which is a violation of federal rules. That and the fact that no TSA agent was allowed to grope the receptionist before takeoff.
Friday, October 14, 2011
Two women at a Manhattan McDonald’s who went after a cashier that questioned their $50 bill got more than they bargained for when they slapped the cashier and jumped the counter. Turns out the Micky D’s worker, Rayon McIntosh, had just got out of prison for killing a high-school classmate in 2000. After the women jumped the counter he Beat. The. Fuck. out of them with an iron bar. Looks like self defense to me…
|The new McDonald's ad campaign ?|
UPDATE: CNN reports that a New York grand jury has declined to indict Rayon McIntosh on a charge of felony assault. The two women who jumped the counter and were beaten, Denise Darbeau and Rachael Edwards,each face pending charges of menacing, criminal trespassing and disorderly conduct.
|"You...should be ashamed of yourself for making me famous."|
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Two Pregnant Women Knife Two Other Women Visiting Their Man In The Hospital. Stay Classy Chester, PA
Two women aged 15 and 36 were visiting a man recovering from a gunshot wound at Crozer-Chester Medical Center in Pennsylvania were set upon by two pregnant women who arrived at the hospital to visit the same man. The not pregnant women we both injured with an edged weapon and were treated at the hospital (convinient no?). For some reason I am not at all surprised that the man in question was shot, it was probably done by a current baby mama/soon to be baby mama or future baby mama.
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
What are the odds of being hit by a huge antelope while mountain biking in South Africa? Pretty good apparently.
Monday, October 10, 2011
Sonoma California police are trying to hunt down a mystery woman who entered the home of a visually impaired 53 year old man who had recently had intestinal surgery and performed an enema on him. The man was apparently left “befuddled” by the incident. Befuddled but clean, very clean.
Sunday, October 9, 2011
A Wal*Mart Super Center in Baltimore County, Maryland was evacuated and 19 people taken to local hospitals (one with a potential serious eye injury) after some baby mama drama escalated and Theresa Monique Jefferson, 33, allegedly threw bleach and Pine-Sol on the other woman. In case you didn’t know mixing bleach and ammonia creates a toxic gas and the local HazMat team was called in. The store was evacuated, ventilated and cleaned and re-opened that same day. Well, at least that part of the floor was clean.
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Thieves stole a 50’ long by 20’ wide steel bridge in North Beaver Township, Pennsylvania about 50 miles north of Pittsburgh. The bridge was estimated to be worth about $100,000. Perhaps this was a ploy by North Beaver Township to get some federal stimulus money for a new bridge? [CNN via Fark]
Friday, October 7, 2011
18 Year Old Chick Robs Neighbor To Feed Porn Addiction. So Far, So Good…Aaah That’s An Unfortunate Mugshot.
|I dub thee "Randy Mandy"|
Thursday, October 6, 2011
|And we shall call her "Khloe"|
|A 33 foot long female sei whale was found dead in a field almost 1/2 mile from the ocean in East Yorkshire, England. Authorities believe the whale reached the field via an unusually high seasonal tide or a really big taxi. Click the pic for the full story from The Telegraph.|
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
California Woman Who Wasn’t Thinking Arby’s When She Killed, Cooked And Ate Husband Hungers For Freedom
|"Is this wrong? Should I not be eating my husband?"|
Monday, October 3, 2011
|Does this look like the face of a killer to you? Now the picture below on the other hand...|
|"The Devil is dancing tonight. Wait, let me rephrase that..."|