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Saturday, October 22, 2011

Hooker Strangles Man With Suspenders For Trying To Kiss Her. Didn’t He See “Pretty Woman”?

Urkel
"Did I do that?"
Precious
"Oh no you di'int!"
   
A nineteen year old prostitute in Milwaukee is accused of strangling a sixty-three year john with his suspenders for trying to kiss her. Precious Dupriest said she had gone to a hotel room with Billy W. Murray to smoke a $40 crack rock and “have some fun”. She freaked when Murray tried to kiss her because “that’s disgusting”. Apparently smoking crack and having sex with a complete stranger is cool but kissing, that’s over the line. Just for good measure Precious stole Murray’s pants and Cadillac on her way out. Stay classy Milwaukee!

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