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Saturday, October 22, 2011

Man Beats Woman With Frozen Armadillo. No, That’s Not A Euphemism For His Junk.

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WHAR JUSTICE FOR ARMADILLO? WHAR!!!??!!
Dallas police report that a 57 year old woman was struck twice with a frozen armadillo in a price dispute with the man selling the carcass. For some reason the woman was apparently planning to eat the armadillo in question. Dallas police were unable to locate the man who could be facing assault charges.

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