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Monday, November 28, 2011

Crunchy The Elf Says: “It’s Time For Your Cyber Monday Mugshot Special!”

Crunchy The Cyber Monday Elf
"Sit on Crunchy's lap and you'll get a special present."
Click on “Crunchy”™ The Official Cyber Monday Elf (above) or his helper “Methy Handjob”™ (below) for this week’s mugshot roundup from The Smoking Gun.
Meth Makes You Hotter
"I'll let you click me anywhere you want for $5."

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Existential Eeyore #67: Time To Decorate

"Christopher Robin says I can't decorate for Christmas by stapling pictures of ornaments to Rabbit. Back to the drawing board..."

Friday, November 25, 2011

Existential Eeyore #66: Black Friday

"When you live with a stuttering pig and an idiot bear every Friday is black."

From Gunshots In Myrtle Beach To Pepper Spray In L.A., America ♥’s “Black Friday”

Black Friday

It’s that time of year again! Armed robberies in parking lots, People getting trampled and, new this year, people using pepper spray to keep other shoppers away from choice electronics “doorbusters”.Of course it’s also “Buy Nothing Day”, not that anyone in America even knows that. This is one American tradition I gave up on many years ago.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Real Doll? No, REAL Doll. Corpses Of 29 Women Found In Apt. Dressed As Dolls.

Rebury Me Ruby DollNever Actually Alive Doll

Can you guess which is the “Real Doll” and which is the “REAL doll”?

Just when I thought it was safe to go back on the internet along comes Anatoly Moskvin and his ghoulish doll collection. It turns out that Moskvin, a prominent historian, was an avid doll collector. Of sorts. Police investigating a series of grave robberies entered  Moskvin’s apartment in Nizhny Novgorod, Russia and found the mummified corpses of 29 women dressed as dolls along with several doll making manuals. This reads like the plot of a bad ‘80s horror movie. Damn, people are just fucked up.

The Dollmaker

“Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?”

Saturday, November 12, 2011

To Wong Foo, Thanks For Nothing. This Week’s Mugshots Roundup Is Here.

Wesley Snipes He Ain't
Arrested for prostitution. Seriously.
Wesley Snipes
"Oh no girlfriend, you are a hot mess!"

Oh Wesley what have you done? Click on either one of these lovey “ladies”  to see this week’s mugshot roundup from The Smoking Gun.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

When “Nerd Rage” Goes Horribly Wrong. Man Kills Wife For Smashing “Star Wars” Toys.

RICKIE LA DOUCHE
"Smash my action figures you will not or strangle your ass I will"

A 30-year-old British man was found guilty of murder for strangling his wife, whom he said had damaged his extensive collection of "Star Wars" toys.
Rickie La Touche, also known as Rickie Nehls, was sentenced to life in prison with the possibility of parole after 12 years, The Telegraph reports.
That shit was worth money yo.

Bonus Blood, Because I was Lazy Last Week!

Bonus Blood

Better late than never I guess. Here’s last weeks’ mugshot roundup from The Smoking Gun.

Our Jails Are Filled With Dumb People. Look At Them And Laugh With The Mugshot Roundup!

Every Tattoo's A Dollar
"Bigger, Better,Cheaper"??? I'm sure he'll be the belle of the cellblock.
Once again The Smoking Gun brings you the finest in “At least I’m not as bad as him/her” entertainment. Click our low budget tattoo aficionado for this week’s mugshot roundup.

300th Post!

300

No real content here, just marking my 300th post (and passing 20,000 pageviews). 300 is about 275 more  posts than I ever expected to make since I started this blog in ‘09 and pretty much let lie dormant until ‘11. Tonight we dine in Milwaukee!!!!!

 

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