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Thursday, December 22, 2011

It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s A Honda Civic Going Just A Bit Too Fast…

Existential Eeyore #69: Letter To Santa

"I sent a letter to Santa this year. I got the letter back with a copy of the restraining order attached. Oh bother!"

Forehead Tattoos Just Because…

FU Forehead
Hope it was worth it
drake tattoo
WWJD Forehead
That skanky broad that fucked Jesse James

Doctor Finds 25 year Old Pen In Woman’s Stomach, It Still Writes (The Pen Not The Stomach)

Stomach Pen
The acid resistant pen
A British woman had a pen removed from her stomach that she had swallowed 25 (!) years earlier and whaddya know it still writes. The woman said she swallowed the pen while poking at her tonsils. I think she was practicing to give her hubby a nice anniversary gift… On a side note, how the fuck do you leave that for 25 years? Click either pic for the article from the British Medical Journal.
Pen CT
CT Scan showing the pen in her stomach

The Smoking Gun’s 2011 Mugshots Of The Year

Blue Dress Wanker
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."
Click on either of  these errrm…gentlemen (above was caught masturbating in a Houston park, while wearing a nice blue dress, below drunk driving) to see the TSG staff picks for the best mugshots of 2011.
Uncle Fester
Somebody forgot "her" hair this morning...

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Fights And Gunshots Erupt At “Coats For Kids” Event. Stay Classy Southfield,MI

Pushing, shoving, fighting, shooting, isn’t that what a Salvation Army “Coats for Kids” fundraiser is all about? I guess this is what happens when you invite international ultra mega-stars like Bow Wow and Diggy Simmons to your event.

Hockey Mom Takes Two For The Team, Is Facing 12 Years In The Penalty Box

Hockey mom
"I would have gotten a hat trick if it weren't for those meddling parents"
Kathia Maria Davis of Laguna Niguel California has given a whole new meaning to the hockey term “high sticking”. She’s accused of plying two of her son’s teammates, aged 13 and 16, on the Beach City Lightning youth hockey team with alcohol and performing various sex acts with, on and for them. The apparently blind 16 year old had sex with Mrs. Davis four times before alerting his parents. Hockey Mom of The Year is facing 12 years and 8 months in the state pen for her off the ice conduct.

Friday, December 2, 2011

Wow,That’s A Really Big Mugshot Roundup You Have There…

MMMMMMMMM Mugshots

This young lady seems to be seeing something she likes off camera. Click the pic and see if you find something you like in this week’s mugshot roundup from The Smoking Gun.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Existential Eeyore #68: Wishlist

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“All I want for Christmas is a loaded Glock and an airtight alibi”

 

Begging

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