|Never, ever tell this man you love him. Trust me on this,|
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
If you were glued to the TV for Felix Baumgartner’s incredible dive from the edge of space like I was you have to watch this.
Friday, October 12, 2012
WorldStarHipHop.com is fast becoming one of my favorite sites. Witness as a Cleveland bus driver brings the wood to an out of control female passenger who goes from bad ass thug to whiny snitch in 2 seconds flat. To paraphrase one Twitter commenter: “That uppercut knocked all of the contacts out of her phone”.
Sunday, September 23, 2012
“RAWR Baby, there should be Prince song about me.”
Come on down and enjoy this week’s bevy of mildly interesting misfits courtesy of The Smoking Gun. It’ll be a hoot!
Saturday, September 22, 2012
Ohio woman Valerie Spruill was married for several years to man that she later found out was her father. Spruill, who lives in Doylestown, Ohio, says other members of her family knew the dark secret long before the news was revealed to her. Nice.
Apparently Spruill had been given up at 3 months of age to her grandparents by her then prostitute mother who Valerie thought was a family friend. Fortunately Valerie and her father had no children. Her uncle revealed the secret to her after her husband/father’s death and confirmed by a DNA test taken from the late husband/father’s hairbrush.
When asked to estimate how many people know about this, she laughs and says, “Half of Akron.” That’s a hell of a family you’ve got there Valerie.
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
The LG900G, $40 worth of Java App runnin’ EDGE data havin’ mediocrity
Do I love my phone? No. Am I OK with it? Yes. Let’s face it, how much can you really expect from a $40 no-contract phone? It makes and takes calls, browses the web, takes pics and video, has an FM tuner (handier than you might think),Bluetooth, plays MP3s etc., etc… What doesn’t it do? Look cool, have a ton of apps, take good pictures and videos, use a good mobile web browser or app store (although you can get get Java apps @ getjar.com for the 900G) and a million other things, but that’s OK.
It doesn’t have that sweet 5th row of icons that the new iPhone 5 has…
It doesn’t have that cool “tap to transfer” feature that the Samsung Galaxy S3 has (and no one uses)…
But it also doesn’t have glassy eyed Apple fanboys (see above) telling me Samsung copied Apple…
It doesn’t have the svelte looks or the cool PureView camera of the Nokia Lumia 920…
But it also doesn’t have Apple and Android fanboys constantly telling me that Micro$oft sux and that both Nokia and Windows Phone are doomed.
Let’s face it, my phone doesn’t have a lot of things but most of all it doesn’t come with an $80/mo. bill with a 2 year lock-in. For the cost of one superphone on contract I can have a dumbphone, an iPod Touch (or Galaxy Player if you prefer), an in-car GPS and an extra $1500 in my pocket at the end of 2 years. And that doesn’t even take into account the glassy eyed fanboys (see above) who pay a penalty to upgrade with every refresh of their favorite phone. I have big pockets, I can carry more than one device.
Me after not having a smartphone for 2 years
Thursday, September 13, 2012
I don’t have a mugshot so this will have to do.
20 year old Richard Cimino Jr. certainly had a busy day on Wednesday.
“Naked, screaming and bloody from jumping out a second-story window, a Doylestown man has been arrested in northern Pennsylvania after attacking a woman and “gnawing on her head,” according to state police… “
Yes, gnawing on fucking her head. Never one to settle for mere naked, bloody, screaming head gnawing Cimino also managed to take a shot from a taser and still punch a EMT in the face before being subdued. According to the Scranton Times-Tribune
“…Cimino was later charged with two counts each of aggravated assault, simple assault, indecent exposure and criminal mischief, plus three counts of burglary and one count each of criminal trespass and defiant trespassing.”
And who says Americans are lazy?
A dramatic re-enactment of the attack. Sort of.
Saturday, September 8, 2012
I’ll be honest, I didn’t watch her speech but you can watch it here if you like. This post is just an excuse to post pictures of ScarJo.
“How you doin’?”
Sunburn? Satanic possession? Renegade member of the Lobsterman tribe? Check out this week’s mugshot roundup from The Smoking Gun to find out…oh and there’s a cross dressing elderly man just for good measure.
Sunday, April 1, 2012
|"I knew I should have bought that body waxing Groupon."|
Sunday, February 26, 2012
The cuddly fish of Lake Winnebago (WI) got the last laugh when the vehicles of 36 fishermen participating the “Battle on Bago” ice fishing contest broke through the ice. Fortunately there were plenty of beer coolers and foam cheeseheads in the vehicles to help keep them afloat.
Despite Presence of Two Head Trout Mining Company Wants Increase In Amount Selenium It Can Dump In Local Waterways. Mr. Burns Unavailable For Comment.
Two headed trout and other mutant fishies in Idaho streams don’t seem to bother the J.R. Simplot company (potatoes and mining, who knew?) as they seem to feel the amount of Selenium their mines dump in local waterways could be substantially increased. Mr. Burns would be proud.
Sunday, February 19, 2012
Think people make fun of Wal*Mart shoppers too much? Think again, there’s a reason for it, as demonstrated by the 300lb naked man who walked into a Philadelphia area Wal*Mart and stole a pair of socks from the customer service area.
|Alleged sock scofflaw Verdon Lamont Taylor|
I’m really not sure what’s on this guy’s head. It sorta looks like something I pulled out of my bathroom drain. Click on our fashion forward friend for this week’s mugshot roundup from The Smoking Gun.
Yes, the cones mean “Don’t Drive Here”. No, your Porsche is not faster than the wet cement. I hope they took their time getting him out so the cement has time to dry on the rotors and in the brake calipers.
Sunday, February 12, 2012
24 year old Dean Dinnen was ejected from a pub in Hull England for lighting a smoke. and decided to express his displeasure with a chainsaw. One patron had his arm sliced while others drove Dinnen away by throwing beer kegs, chairs and pool cues at him. Further proof that smoking bans don’t work.
|"Wot? Was that wrong? Should I not 'ave done that?"|
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Naked Burglar Arrested Covered In Chocolate And Peanut Butter, Fails The “Tastes Great Together” Test.
|"Y'all know you wanted to put your chocolate in mah peanut butter."|
|"Guess what Daddy brought home from the pharmacy?"|
According to a study published in the Student British Medical Journal, rates of sexually transmitted disease among U.S., Canadian and British baby boomers have doubled over the last decade…Oh Pfizer! What hast thou wrought?
|"What? Do I have something in my beard? Crumbs? Mustard?"|
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Meet Jemima Packington the worlds only known “Asparamancer” who claims to be able to tell the future by tossing asparagus in the air and interpreting how they land. What ever happened to good old fashioned witchery like chicken bones and tea leaves?
Saturday, February 4, 2012
Sunday, January 29, 2012
This glaring mistake went seemingly unnoticed for months outside Marta Valle High School in Manhattan.
A city worker who asked not to be identified told the Post regardless of who made the mistake, a student or administrator at the school should have noticed and reported it some time ago.No siht.
Saturday, January 28, 2012
It’s not too often I want to murder people but…then I see a clip from “Toddlers and Tiaras” and I have an overwhelming urge to go on a pageant parent shooting spree…
|"My money, where is it?"|
|Wayne fell on hard times after "Whose Line..." was cancelled|
|DO. NOT. WANT.|
When a bystander asked the half-naked woman if she was OK, she slapped him across the face, took off her pants and began wearing them on her head and spinning them around,She also hit a female bystander and scuffled with police before being taken away for a mental health evaluation. Ahh Pennsylvania, the Florida of the North…
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
R/C Drone Discovers Blood River Behind Texas Meatpacking Plant. Leatherface Unavailable For Comment.
A Dallas Texas man flying his camera equipped remote control plane made an “interesting” discovery behind a local meatpacking plant. A river of pig blood that was flowing from the plant into the Trinty River. I wonder how much more fun stuff will come up now that camera equipped remote control planes are getting cheap (this guy’s rig was a $75 plane and a simple point-and-shoot camera).
|"GRRR NO COMMENT URRR Reeeeeeeeee Reee Reee REEEEEEEEEEEEE"|
Monday, January 23, 2012
One of the great things about the Elder Scrolls games from Bethesda is that they allow users to modify already great games to add cool new stuff. And then the Bronies get ahold of it…
|"Inbred? No thanks, we like Wonder Bread."|
Additional coverage @ HuffPo
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Marwencol is a fantasy world created by Mark Hogancamp.
After being beaten into a brain-damaging coma by five men outside a bar, Mark built a 1/6th scale World War II-era town in his backyard. Mark populated the town he dubbed “Marwencol” with dolls representing his friends and family and created life-like photographs detailing the town’s many relationships and dramas.
Playing in the town and photographing the action helped Mark to recover his hand-eye coordination and deal with the psychic wounds from the attack. Through his homemade therapy, Mark was able to begin the long journey back into the “real world”, both physically and emotionally – something he continues to struggle with today.”
Oh tasty McNugget, is there nothing people won’t do to enjoy your deep fried goodness? Some will even even offer their body for the chance to dip you in honey and take you in their mouth…
|"She said it would make me look cool. I think she tricked me. Bitch."|