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Sunday, January 29, 2012

Is Our Children Learning? Apparently Not At This Shcool.

Sign Outside High School Said "Shcool"
This glaring mistake went seemingly unnoticed for months outside Marta Valle High School in Manhattan.
A city worker who asked not to be identified told the Post regardless of who made the mistake, a student or administrator at the school should have noticed and reported it some time ago.
No siht.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Guess Where This Woman Hid 47 Balloons Of Heroin. You Already Know Don’t You?

Oh the things you’ll find during a traffic stop in Ohio. Stolen cars, drunk drivers, women with 47 balloons of heroin tucked into “body cavities”… Meet Tiffany Giummo who believes in “a place for everything and everything in its place” and is now facing felony possession charges.

America Is Doomed. Meet Alana, Honey Boo Boo Child.

It’s not too often I want to murder people but…then I see a clip from “Toddlers and Tiaras” and I have an overwhelming urge to go on a pageant parent shooting spree…

Is Wayne Brady Gonna Have To Choke A Bitch? Not Really, Just Some Mugshots.

Choke A Bitch
"My money, where is it?"
Here’s a mugshot roundup I missed while I was on my posting hiatus. Hey, it looks like Wayne Brady made it after all…
Wayne Brady Gotta Dress In Drag
Wayne fell on hard times after "Whose Line..." was cancelled
EDIT: Here's the Video from Chapelle's Show in case you don't get the headline


Topless Woman With Pants On Head Attacks Bystanders. Stay Classy Monongahela.

Blurry Broad
DO. NOT. WANT.
A possibly mentally ill woman was parading topless down the middle of busy street in Monongahela, PA and according to WTAE:
When a bystander asked the half-naked woman if she was OK, she slapped him across the face, took off her pants and began wearing them on her head and spinning them around,
She also hit a female bystander and scuffled with police before being taken away for a mental health evaluation. Ahh Pennsylvania, the Florida of the North…

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Porn Star Arrested In Breast Milk Brawl. Stay Classy Tor…Ahhh Never Mind.

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Sexy Tori
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Sad Tori
Porn “actress” Tori Black (REALLY NSFW image search) was arrested in Las Vegas after a drunken brawl with her baby daddy over whether or not she had enough breast milk to feed their baby. Neither Black nor Lyndell Anderson, the aforementioned baby daddy, seemed to consider the fact that breast feeding a baby while drunk probably isn’t the greatest idea. Then again, bringing your 5 month baby along to Vegas for the Adult Video News (NSFW) Awards probably wasn’t a great idea to begin with. Tori was nominated for Best *AHEM* Actress, Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene, Best Solo Sex Scene, Best Three Way Sex Scene, and Best All Girl Release. Whew! She’s been a busy girl! Oh, in case you were wondering, she didn’t win any awards.

R/C Drone Discovers Blood River Behind Texas Meatpacking Plant. Leatherface Unavailable For Comment.

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A Dallas Texas man flying his camera equipped remote control plane made an “interesting” discovery behind a local meatpacking plant. A river of pig blood that was flowing from the plant into the Trinty River. I wonder how much more fun stuff will come up now that camera equipped remote control planes are getting cheap (this guy’s rig was a $75 plane and a simple point-and-shoot camera).
Leatherface
"GRRR NO COMMENT URRR Reeeeeeeeee Reee Reee REEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Monday, January 23, 2012

Skyrim "My Little Pony" Mods


One of the great things about the Elder Scrolls games from Bethesda is that they allow users to modify already great games to add cool new stuff. And then the Bronies get ahold of it…

Flaming Tampon Attack. Need I Say More?

The Flaming Tampon Crew
"Inbred? No thanks, we like Wonder Bread."
Meet Patricia and Quentin Deshong of Metal Township Pennsylvania. The Deshongs (Brother and sister? Husband & wife? Both?) were arrested for vandalizing a woman’s car and attempting to set it ablaze using flaming tampons. Flaming tampons? Methinks Patricia needs to see her gyno…
Additional coverage @ HuffPo

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Man Creates Miniature WWII Town in Backyard For Therapy. Strange, Yet Awesome.

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From Retronaut:

Marwencol is a fantasy world created by Mark Hogancamp.

After being beaten into a brain-damaging coma by five men outside a bar, Mark built a 1/6th scale World War II-era town in his backyard. Mark populated the town he dubbed “Marwencol” with dolls representing his friends and family and created life-like photographs detailing the town’s many relationships and dramas.

Playing in the town and photographing the action helped Mark to recover his hand-eye coordination and deal with the psychic wounds from the attack. Through his homemade therapy, Mark was able to begin the long journey back into the “real world”, both physically and emotionally – something he continues to struggle with today.”

- Marwencol.com

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Really, REALLY Desperate Woman Offers Sex For McNuggets. Finds No Man Desperate Enough To Trade.

McNuggets

Oh tasty McNugget, is there nothing people won’t do to enjoy your deep fried goodness? Some will even even offer their body for the chance to dip you in honey and take you in their mouth…

Who Says They Only Have Rednecks Down South?

This should be a Winter Olympics sport.

For Your Enjoyment: “Dope Zebra”. Don’t Ask Me, It’s The Internet.

“Pantychrist” Singer Arrested For Murder. I Just Wanted To Say “Pantychrist”.

Pantychrist

Danielle Delottinville the 28 year old lead singer for the Hamilton Ontario punk band “Pantychrist” was arrested along with two male accomplices for the murder of a retired antiques dealer during a botched robbery. They say you can’t judge a book by its cover but…she looks like a psycho killer. Guilty! Guilty I say!!

It Seemed Cool At The Time…And Then I Saw My Mugshot…

Uhhh
"She said it would make me look cool. I think she tricked me. Bitch."
After a fairly long hiatus it’s time for eMike to get back to posting. And what better way than with a favorite subject, mugshots. I don’t know what this guy was thinking when he drew that shit on his face but I’m sure he was popular down at the county jail. Click our cosmic criminal for the most recent mugshot roundup from The Smoking Gun.
 

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