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Saturday, February 11, 2012

Naked Burglar Arrested Covered In Chocolate And Peanut Butter, Fails The “Tastes Great Together” Test.

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"Y'all know you wanted to put your chocolate in mah peanut butter."
Andrew Toothman was arrested at an IGA store in Neon Kentucky for breaking in and vandalizing the store. When Toothman was arrested he was wearing only black boots, peanut butter and chocolate. He apparently apologized by spelling out “Sorry” on the floor of the IGA in NyQuil (The night-time sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, so- you-can-come down off your meth binge medicine). Stay classy Neon.

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