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Thursday, September 13, 2012

Naked, Bloody Man “Screaming Like An Animal” Chews On Woman’s Head. Stay Classy Hawley, PA.

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    I don’t have a mugshot so this will have to do.

 

20 year old Richard Cimino Jr. certainly had a busy day on Wednesday.

“Naked, screaming and bloody from jumping out a second-story window, a Doylestown man has been arrested in northern Pennsylvania after attacking a woman and “gnawing on her head,” according to state police… “

Yes, gnawing on fucking her head. Never one to settle for mere naked, bloody, screaming head gnawing Cimino also managed to take a shot from a taser and still punch a EMT in the face before being subdued. According to the Scranton Times-Tribune

“…Cimino was later charged with two counts each of aggravated assault, simple assault, indecent exposure and criminal mischief, plus three counts of burglary and one count each of criminal trespass and defiant trespassing.”

And who says Americans are lazy?

 

     A dramatic re-enactment of the attack. Sort of.

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